Got an email from my agent this morning. Apparently we are "moving in different directions". Yes, that is correct, he dropped me. Through email. I guess I should be happy that he didn't do it on Twitter. I have a hunch that this is all because I didn't want to chase after his stupid Leprechaunaconda movie. He was always telling me that a job is a job, and in the current economic climate blah blah blah. I don't write for money. I don't write for fame. I write because I must. I don't have the luxury of being able to turn off my creativity.
He will, no doubt, call me again when my spec sells for seven figures and I will tell him that I will take him back as soon as he delivers to me certain photographic evidence of him in a menage-a-trois with a genuine Leprechaun and an anaconda.
So, needless to say, I am looking for new representation. If anyone out there knows of an agent that isn't a bumbling, slobbering sycophant with a perpetual Appletini in his/her hand, please point them in my direction. I should have a new spec for them to peddle in the near future.